Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Christmas Special

This year’s most romantic love letter!!!


Dear Thankamma,

Do you remember the day we were born? Oops. The days were different. Leave that. Do you remember our first day at school, crying and running back to our parents? Oops. Our schools were different. Never mind. Thats life. It never allowed us to stay together. Oh!! the important days of our lives. But I assure you one thing I will make it up for these past miseries. If you dont mind doing a sacrifice we can get married, same day, same place to the same people. I mean different people. No. I mean am not different to me and you are not different to yourself; so it must be "We can get married to indifferent people"!!! Wow that was one hell of a usage.

I was planning to suicide till the day I met you. Then, there, I was simply amused by the idea of you killing me. Please accept my love. I dont want to go to hell for suiciding . Anyway its sure that you will go to hell, for your life was always out of bounds. Then why dont you love (and kill?) me?.

I know the inner strength you possess; and the outer ;) So I do fear you transforming a relation beginning in a wedding ring into a boxing ring. There too I fear failure coz I have seen your lust for gold. Its sure, you will take away the medal, leaving to me nothing but a body which will be by then good for nothing.

Baby (I mean you and not the one you had last year), now is the right time. My purse is empty. I will fill your soul with love believing you will fill my purse(not with emptiness!) and I can bear the side effects!

Come to me. I can promise you one thing. I will be there for you all my life(*conditions apply)

Yours Sins Yearly

Rajappan

* Thanks sabari the shaktiman !!